Lunch With an Expat. - A Data Report

Description of Sample: 

N (effective stupid expat(s) [see 1]) = 1
N (foreign nationals) = 2 

N (total) = 7

Instances of the Phrase
"Indian roads suck/are horrible"	3
"It is so hot"	999
"POON-jabi" [see 2]	10

Topics of Conversation
Restaurants (run by Indians) serving other cuisines suck	10
Indian food is too hot [see 3]   (not spicy, she likes spicy)	5
Making fun of Indian head motion	7
Bollywood, Tamil cinema  (without any clue)	9
Laughing and making fun of people who went out of their way to help her [see 4]	21

Other Important Numbers
Indians looking at each other and smiling at the silliness of expats	= SUM(Cells above - [see 4])
Indians enlightening the expat  with some facts	3
Expat quickly changing topic to  POON-jabi or head movement	3
Expat thinking "Indians suck at making conversations"	51
Number of jokes that came out of the lunch, keeping Indians entertained [see 5]	17

[1] This number is not calculated based on nationality but by demonstrated faith and dedication to expatism
[2] A POON-jabi is a special variation of the regular Punjabi that is found only in the head of the expat

[3] In the head of an expat English is a monolithic language, spoken only in the way they speak it in their country. And thus, spicy can only mean "using non-hot spices" and all Indians are dumb to use the word in any other way

[4] Say the meanness+ugliness index of such thinking and conversation is X

[5] The meanness+ugliness index of such thinking and conversations is Y,  then 

X >> 4*Y 

Thus, I can post this without guilt.